Chapter 86 Auld Lang Syne has Gang Aft Agley
WITH APOLOGIES FOR THE FONT CHANGE AND LACK OF PARAGRAPH BREAKS. I AM TYPING FROM A DIFFERENT COMPUTER AND CAN'T GET THE HTML TO WORK. Happy 2008! The title of this post takes its name from a song (Auld Lang Syne) and a poem (To A Mouse) written by Scottish poet Robert Burns. Out with the old, first. The “gang aft agley” refers to a line in the poem which, when translated out of is Scottish brogue reads, “The best laid schemes of mice and men often go awry.” If one line could sum up my Christmas season this year, it would be this one. However, ever the optimist, I refuse to let such a negative comment sum up my Christmas season. Lest you think from my previous post about having fun with Christmas plans and not being that kind of mother, that I am some kind of Martha Stewart, I assure you that this Christmas was proof that I am anything but a perfect housewife. A pipe broke in the laundry sink in our garage and flooded the entire garage, which, because we live in a small house, is used not for cars but for storage of bikes, skateboards, outdoor toys, camping gear, boxes of holiday decorations, two filing cabinets full of seven years worth of English lesson plans for high schoolers, and a refrigerator. I did not need this to happen two days before Christmas, when I was planning on having 10 for dinner Christmas Eve and 10 for brunch on December 26. As Tom, Huck, and I cleaned up the mess (lucky Thoughtful Husband -- he was at work), I despaired of ever getting the soapy water out of the garage and everything dried off. I am also in the process of having the exterior of the house painted and had my house painter there. (What kind of person gets their house painted in the winter?) "Hey," he joked, "it could be worse. It could have happened inside your house.” It dawned on me that he was quite right. The interior of the house is fine, and (thankfully) no books are stored in the garage, so they were quite unharmed. Impressively, (to me, anyway), Tom and Huck jumped into action and unloaded most of the items from the wet garage for me and then helped mop up the mess. For them, it was a fun adventure, trying to figure out how to remove a couple inches of water from the floor. The next sentence from the painter: “By the way, I notice quite a few shingles missing from your roof. Looks like it’s almost time for a new one.” (I can’t write my actual response here. It was quite profane.) I had fallen behind in my holiday plans, but luckily, Thoughtful Husband stepped up to the plate and wrapped most of the gifts while I spent the next day cooking. I spent about an hour of that time preparing a sweet potato casserole for the next night’s Christmas Eve dinner. I peeled and chopped six pounds of sweet potato and four pounds of Granny Smith apples. I love the casserole, but I do dislike peeling and chopping. (How did those pioneer women do it?) I was relieved to take it out of the oven and let it cool down so I could put it in the refrigerator for the next night’s dinner — prepared ahead of time so I could enjoy Christmas Eve. Tiny, minor problem. I forgot to put the casserole in the refrigerator, and went to bed. The next morning, I awoke to the sight of totally ruined casserole. I very nearly did have a complete meltdown — I had several pieces of fudge. Again, Thoughtful Husband (he really is thoughtful most of the time) stepped up and this time he got the groceries and cooked the casserole while I concentrated on the rest of the dinner and setting a table for 10.At the last minute, a favorite uncle who dresses up as Santa Claus for the boys couldn’t make it, and we were left scrambling to find a Santa whom the kids wouldn’t recognize. I’ll spare you the details of the other minor problems that came up, but it seemed to be one thing after another this year. Still, although my plans went a bit awry, I try to remember what’s good. My boys are getting old enough to really be of help (cleaning the garage flood) and are still young enough to actually want to help. My husband has (not for the first time) bailed me out of a disastrous culinary situation and saved me from becoming that kind of mother. We were together with many of our relatives old and young during both Christmas and the week that followed, and for that I am grateful. All in all, it wasn’t really that bad, because I was reminded that I can count on my family when things get difficult, and that is a wonderful gift that I cherish above all others.Although it wasn’t the perfect Christmas I’d envisioned, it was a Christmas that reminded me what is truly important in my life, so it is in that respect exactly the Christmas I’d hoped for. Now, for the Auld Lang Syne (Old Long Ago). First, the way I initially planned to write this post — Happy New Year! In an effort to recuperate from the craziness of Christmas, we have taken the kids up to the snow, near Lake Tahoe in the Sierra Nevada mountains. It’s snowed lightly here two days in a row, and Tom and Huck awed (and scared) me with their first foray on snowboards instead of skis. I wanted to post photos, but typical of this holiday, when I opened up my camera, it’s battery had died and I couldn’t take any. I’ll be home in a couple more days, but will be posting from my remote location and getting back to the much missed book business, which was totally derailed by the Christmas shenanigans. I wish you a very Happy New Year and a 2008 that reminds you of what is important in your own life!








